Unfortunate Truths

• Tylenol Severe Cold can only be taken every six hours


• It is very hard to finalize a rental agreement more than two months before you will actually be moving


• Teaching is quite difficult without the aid of your voice and with only your weak miming abilities as back up


• (Attempting) to sleep on the couch in an effort to avoid making your wife sick is not the ideal way to get a good nights sleep yourself


• Keeping your mother in the know as it relates to potential rental opportunities is maddening when your mother believes that Craigslist is nothing more than a nest of scam-eager vipers


• It is looking like I have gained more weight during the course of this pregnancy than my wife has

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